This is Just a fun jab at everyone you need to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes!!!

The Anglicans sit up in their ivory towers

The Baptists bring people to the water but don’t believe anything happens

The Roman Catholic Church missed the meaning of Catholic being universal

The Eastern Orthodox Church didn’t realize that orthodoxy came to the west also

The Lutherans Hate the idea of Saint Worship but they really really really venerate his holiness Martin Luther

The Methodists follow John Wesley but left his church.

The Non-denominational Churches are now a denomination unto themselves

The Pentecostals have the Spirit but seem to be missing the fruit of self-control

The Presbyterians have their deuteron canonical texts of confessions

The Church of Christ has the creed of no creed but Christ

The Mennonite and Amish missed the idea that “in the world not of it” didn’t mean leave.

The Messianic Jews didn’t get when St. Paul said we are all the seed of Abraham if we believe in Christ.

The Seventh-Day Adventists must of missed that Jesus rose on Sunday

The Assemblies of God don’t realize that the rest of us assemble under God also

Sometimes it’s Just good to step back and laugh at yourself!!!

Written by:

Allen Bailey: aspirant of the Anglican province of America